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Nov 7, 2014

Friday Favorites

Happy Friday, Friends! 
Well you see I have been on a perpetual weekend since October 3 so really today is not like a big end to my week of working because yep, haven't done that since October 3 either. I know, I know what a bad problem to have right? Well I have been working it has either been packing, cleaning, organizing, arranging, throwing crap out or tending to other things that I have needed to get done for a while. But that whole work thing just gets in the way and before you know it, you've spent a month "off work" but working even harder than you would have had you just went ahead and clocked in for the day. Irony at its finest. 

So before we get the weekend started (and I continue said perpetual weekend) here are some of current favorite things:



Yes, crocs. I know they are pretty hideous. Yet, when you have to take four dogs outside every 23 minutes because someone sound the damn alarm there is a squirrel in the yard again they are quite convenient. I also happen to think that they are pretty darn comfy since all flat shoes kill my lower back. So I may be without dignity, but my feet are not swollen or uncomfortable #sorrynotsorry 




I saw this picture while trolling through Pinterest and I was like, "Man, that would be really cool to do someday"...um, hello - that someday is coming pretty damn quickly. Idiot. 



Again, trolling Pinterest on my perpetual holiday and I am having thoughts of printing this e-card to give out while I am in line at stores. I freaking hate when people do that. I mean I would like to run from your wretched breath and most likely screaming child because you've been texting and not paying attention to them on your three hour venture to target and they are now not only tired but hungry as fugg. For the life of me back it up, sista. 


I always love Fall. In Florida, we really don't get much a Fall experience. It is hot, hot, hot, then BAM, 58 degrees, then back to hot. So I have always wanted to live somewhere that I can see the change of leaves, the crisp touch the air and actually have a reason to wear one of my 78 scarves. Yep, Abu Dhabi won't offer any of that. Moving Fail.



What Abu Dhabi will offer is this breath-taking view. I mean while it is a world away, I cannot wait to take in sights like this. Can I puuuuullleaseee get my ticket soon?



However, while I am waiting for said ticket - can someone make this for me? Directions are here.  Isn't that nice, I even provide directions for no additional fee. Friend of the year right here. I love love love the stenciled leaves. Makes me miss my Halloween coffee mug with candy corns that I have glued together at least 3 times and is packed lovingly into my POD that is on its own adventure into the wilds of the Tampa/Pinellas area. 


I have definitely learned this over the past two months. With moving and all that crap you really do find out who your friends are. I have redesigned my time to those who mean the most and those who actually try to connect with me. I spent a lot of time at first trying to make people be happy and accomodate people to meet up, have dinner, drinks, etc. It took one person saying to me, No, those people should be seeking you out - YOU are the one that is moving and has an overflowing plate. She was absolutely correct. It is funny the change of surroundings once I took on this mindset. 


This made me laugh for so many reasons. 
1. that puppy's face is darling. 
2. My dogs, while they have adjusted well to our new co-habitation, do have the tendency to be assholes. I thought this might be a nice alternative to the crate as timeout. 
3. I remembered Princeton, the Sharpei, is 39 pounds. I would need a crane to get him in this. 
4. I laughed because I thought this might be the perfect Christmas present for my hubby!! I'm sure he would not see the amusement. 

Hope everyone has a great weekend. I am working on being more organized with the blog and brainstorming some post. What do you use for inspiration?









Apr 22, 2014

Favorite Friend Pins Volume 1

There is no denying my undying love for the blackhole, waste of all productive time that we know as Pinterest. So happy Tuesday, here are my favorite pins this week that my awesome friends and followers send me.


Mama loves to coupon. I was stoked to see someone proclaiming they can do that shit in 20 minutes or less. I must read more into this method. I shall report back, read: thanks for the future blog post! 

Hence the name, Sparkles. And since you asked, no I have not been sweating nor sparkling lately.
Move along folks, nothing to see here. But I do need this tank.


This made me laugh. I mean, here I am almost 3 college degrees strong but you can bet your ass I can't get the straw in a capri sun without either the bag exploding or stabbing my hand. There has to be a better way, seriously.

#adorbs

Yeah, I was sleeping until some jerkface woke me up. Thanks asshole.


Stop what you are doing and make this. AHHHHH-Mazing.

And because Pinterest has the best mean girl e-cards...


Screw 'em if they can't take a joke! 


Jul 18, 2013

Finish the sentence: Link Up


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I found this link up over at Where we can live like Jack & Sally and I figured heck.. why not!

If I had one extra hour in the day... I could find even more social media and/or blog sites to lose my time into.

I wish my name... was a little more popular. I mean, can I get some cute stationary that is pre-printed? Perhaps a cup? 


I think anything chevron is... really cute, but definitely not sure about Chevron clothing. I mean that is a pretty darn bold pattern - at least for pretty plus gals.. but I could be wrong.


My last nightmare... involved my boxing trainer beating the crap outta me because I just wasn't paying attention. I mean jab, block, hook - it was like I couldn't move my arms. It definitely stepped my game up today in the ring during training.

Sometimes... I wonder what it would be like to really say what I thought to people. Everyone says honesty is the best policy, but let's get real. Who wants to hear the truth ALL the time? Everyone knows the truth, they just don't always want to hear it.


My last meal on earth would be... A turkey hoagie from Wawa & a Rita's Water Ice


I would much rather... have a tooth drilled on than touch or come near a frog.


Mayonnaise... I miss eating it. But this diet says oh hellllll nawwww!


10 years ago, I didn't think... that AOL instant messenger would ever not be part of my everyday life. Hello, who remembers away messages? They were SO important.


Selfishly... I am OVER THE MOON excited about my trip to Los Angeles this weekend. I have always wanted to go!!


My favorite show on TV right now... Big Brother. Always. I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. I swear one day I will apply.


And, George Zimmerman...  I didn't watch the trial nor do I know the facts. While I am educated, I am not even going to pretend to have a law degree like so many are currently pretending to have, so no comment. 



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